Sure, ADT won’t get gas when you feed it hotdogs, but the motion sensors & alarm also won’t make a burglar regret every decision that they ever made. Good dog, Rosie.

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    131 month ago

    try saying that shit after someone breaks into your room at 2am while you’re whackin it to Jenna Jameson.

    when your dick is in your hand and an uninvited guest joins the party there’s only two proportional responses to give.

    1. help out
    2. death