Sure, ADT won’t get gas when you feed it hotdogs, but the motion sensors & alarm also won’t make a burglar regret every decision that they ever made. Good dog, Rosie.

  • Lasherz
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    Looks like maybe cut an artery on the window to me. Scary stuff all around.

    • @[email protected]
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      Big chunk of glass in the upper left corner of the open frame. Sliced the shit out of themselves. Odds are dog pic and bloody window frame are not related images.

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        Reminds me of that scene in The Good Guys where Ryan Gosling’s character tries to punch through a window and cuts his arm up and slowly realizes he’s fucked lol

    • @[email protected]
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      I don’t think Rosie released the blood herself, the idiot did it to himself on the glass he broke.

      Still, good job Rosie, for scaring the blood out of the asswipe.

      Also, that’s artery-volume blood.

      • @[email protected]
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        I’ve seen some videos of people punching through windows and instantly cutting an artery, wouldn’t be surprised if something similar happened here.

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          i did that, but only cut the skin off. could see my ligaments moving when I was moving fingers. It healed now, like nothing happened, except a large scar across my wrist

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    LOL - for those who don’t know, “dags” is an Australian term for little balls of shit that cling to a sheep’s fur. An Aussie friend of mine who moved to Seattle found out we had a Dag’s Restaurant with Dag Burgers, and thought it was hysterical. She sent home photos of herself next to the “Take home a bag of Dags!” sign. Sadly, Dag’s is no longer in business.

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    61 month ago

    That looks to me like way too much harm for keeping private property

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      try saying that shit after someone breaks into your room at 2am while you’re whackin it to Jenna Jameson.

      when your dick is in your hand and an uninvited guest joins the party there’s only two proportional responses to give.

      1. help out
      2. death
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        The owner choose to put the needlesly violent dog in a position that they would be able to attack someone who would break in.

        A dog knows no concept of proportional response, it is responsibility of the owner to know where the dog must be, and go.