Picture: wet cat in a bathtub looking at the camera “I seriously don’t understand why we need birth certificates, like I promise you I was born”
Picture: wet cat in a bathtub looking at the camera “I seriously don’t understand why we need birth certificates, like I promise you I was born”
But what do you do when people ask you to prove you were born?
i pray that day never comes because i would cease to have existed
Well, so far that’s never actually happened so I don’t know, but I guess that if it ever were to happen I’d have to pull up my shirt and show my belly button as proof.
Hmmmm I dunno. Can you get a doctor to tattoo his signature around your bellybutton?