I’ll never understand where the term “blowing hot air up my ass” as if it was a pleasurable thing came from. I find it to be foul, but turning my bidet blower down to the coolest breeze is refreshing AF.
My dad would use the term ‘blowing purple smoke up my ass’ to mean someone was lying to him or trying to scam him. Never understood that.
Flash edit: Damn, it was the acupuncture of its day.
Well that’s because the phrase is “blowing smoke up my ass” not “blowing hot air up my ass”. You’re probably mixing it up with someone being “full of hot air”.
It comes from an actual medical procedure way back in the day where doctors would, well, blow smoke up your ass.
There’s no checkmate here. It’s already all figured out by the millions of bidet users over the last hundred years. My wife uses toilet paper, I prefer a small basket of washrags to blot the water away. The rag gets slightly damp and there is no visible poo (having been washed away already), but I’m not going to use it on my face after so if there are micro-particles I don’t care.
I’m a convert as of 7ish years ago. First one bathroom, then all bathrooms and the whole family vastly prefers over TP and even our previous favorite, baby wipes. Plus no waste, it’s really wins all around. Especially on the butthole.
theres this thing called a towel. not sure if you’ve ever heard of it. theres also still toilet paper. you have two options at least, maybe even more.
My one has a heated fan to dry down there
I’ll never understand where the term “blowing hot air up my ass” as if it was a pleasurable thing came from. I find it to be foul, but turning my bidet blower down to the coolest breeze is refreshing AF.
My dad would use the term ‘blowing purple smoke up my ass’ to mean someone was lying to him or trying to scam him. Never understood that.
Flash edit: Damn, it was the acupuncture of its day.
Well that’s because the phrase is “blowing smoke up my ass” not “blowing hot air up my ass”. You’re probably mixing it up with someone being “full of hot air”.
It comes from an actual medical procedure way back in the day where doctors would, well, blow smoke up your ass.
Yes but now the towel has poo water on it
There’s no checkmate here. It’s already all figured out by the millions of bidet users over the last hundred years. My wife uses toilet paper, I prefer a small basket of washrags to blot the water away. The rag gets slightly damp and there is no visible poo (having been washed away already), but I’m not going to use it on my face after so if there are micro-particles I don’t care.
I’m a convert as of 7ish years ago. First one bathroom, then all bathrooms and the whole family vastly prefers over TP and even our previous favorite, baby wipes. Plus no waste, it’s really wins all around. Especially on the butthole.