Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me
sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: -
I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the
use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. -
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying
in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I
will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and
traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days
(hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available
to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it
gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass
bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone
the reason.
Since the original is deleted, here is the old glorious lore. 💩
By replicating it. Now you have to go 3 days without pooping. For science.
Yes, good science is repeatable and reproducible. Go forth and expand our knowledge.