I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world
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Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

Since the original is deleted, here is the old glorious lore. 💩

  • @[email protected]English
    16•20 days ago

    All the usernames end in @web.archive.org instead of their native instance names. Weird…

  • Lycaon
    16•20 days ago

    The real tragedy here is that with the OP deleted I doubt we’ll get a follow-up. How am I meant to sleep without knowing if this man managed to go three days without shitting??

      • EchoCraniumEnglish
        2•20 days ago

        Yes, good science is repeatable and reproducible. Go forth and expand our knowledge.

  • @[email protected]English
    10•20 days ago

    Amusing AND educational. I love this place - top comment came from a place of understanding instead of being a snarky first-to-the-post one-liner.

    Hopefully OOP achieved his goal and/or found some relief.

  • Coelacanth
    13•20 days ago

    A classic that deserves to be immortalised. Shame the snapshot only caught part of the comments, and even more shame that it will no longer sit at its deserved spot as the most upvoted post on Lemmy.