@[email protected] to No Stupid [email protected] • 15 days agoIf you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be?message-square88fedilinkarrow-up151
arrow-up151message-squareIf you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be?@[email protected] to No Stupid [email protected] • 15 days agomessage-square88fedilink
I’ll start by saying that I’d get rid of the need to shit. I’m pretty sure everyone can agree that it’s unpleasant.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-215 days agoNails. I think we could go without nails. Specially toe nails. Finger nails could be an optional add on. I don’t mind shitting, it feels good. We could probably absorb more of it so we have less shit to do? Seems so inefficient.
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilink2•15 days agoEh, I think I’d rather keep the nails for protection and to open soda cans and whatnot, but yeah it would be nice if they weren’t continuously growing and need regular trimming. Have an upvote 👍
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•15 days agoOK, we can compromise and keep your index finger and thumb nail. But they grow at 1/10 the speed.
Nails. I think we could go without nails. Specially toe nails. Finger nails could be an optional add on.
I don’t mind shitting, it feels good. We could probably absorb more of it so we have less shit to do? Seems so inefficient.
Eh, I think I’d rather keep the nails for protection and to open soda cans and whatnot, but yeah it would be nice if they weren’t continuously growing and need regular trimming.
Have an upvote 👍
OK, we can compromise and keep your index finger and thumb nail. But they grow at 1/10 the speed.