I’ll start by saying that I’d get rid of the need to shit. I’m pretty sure everyone can agree that it’s unpleasant.
I’m pretty sure everyone can agree that it’s unpleasant.
I strongly disagree.
Personally I’d remove the need for sleep and effectively increase my lifespan by 3rd.
Biting my cheeks or tongue while eating
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Remove the need to exercise, like an anaconda. The ability to just lay around doing nothing and still be ripped to the max. That would be cool!
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I would like to correct the gut-brain connection. 95% of the time our gut tells our brain that it wants something, and it’s trying to say it wants water, but the brain hears that the gut is hungry.
My gut just wants beer right now.
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Everyone’s saying the need to sleep. That goes a bit too far IMO. Who knows it would work out as we think it to be? Maybe the 33% we sleep will just be reduced off our lifespan with nothing won.
Also, honestly, even if that wouldn’t be the case - I wouldn’t want to not sleep at all. It’s like a regular break from life. Even if employers wouldn’t exploit this, I don’t want to be awake forever.Now, here’s my proposal: We still need to sleep, but we can control falling asleep and waking up like it’s a muscle. Lay in bed and fall asleep anytime. No more falling-asleep issues for anyone, no more sleepless nights.
And also, we’d have a perfect inner clock and the ability to choose when we wake up. Fall asleep at 11 PM, have to get up at 7? Great, you know exactly when 8hrs are over and are able to just wake up, no alarm needed.Nails. I think we could go without nails. Specially toe nails. Finger nails could be an optional add on.
I don’t mind shitting, it feels good. We could probably absorb more of it so we have less shit to do? Seems so inefficient.
Eh, I think I’d rather keep the nails for protection and to open soda cans and whatnot, but yeah it would be nice if they weren’t continuously growing and need regular trimming.
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OK, we can compromise and keep your index finger and thumb nail. But they grow at 1/10 the speed.
Hear everyone’s thoughts at will so I can hear anyone’s thoughts if I want to.
That thing when you accidentally swallow the smallest amount of spit the wrong way and start coughing like mad
Sleep.
Welcome to 22 hour work shifts, with twenty minute breaks.
Twenty minute whats?
Idk sounds like commie talk
Am salaried and also had the exact same thought. I haven’t had a work break in … 10 years at least. My fault, yeah.
Haha. Not what I meant but I guess it works too.
Surprised nobody said cell degradation.
You now can live for as long as you’re not killed whilst physically keeping an appearance of an ~30 y.o. This also technically prevents cancer.
In the end there can be only one!
I like this, but you can’t have kids and be immortal, that’s a recipe for overpopulation.
Would enjoy not aging past adulthood (or not past 45, that was my “vampire age”), but life has to end unless you want all the same people around forever and no or very few new ones.
Sleep. It used to take up nearly a third of my life. Since having Long COVID, it’s closer to half my life.
Honestly, think of what we could get done if we had all that extra time…
Toenail growth.
Cutting nails is annoying, and toenails are awkward and stupid.
Required to grow so they recover from damage.
Following the spirit of my post, I would assume that toenails would no longer receive damage and would hopefully last through a person’s lifetime.
Side thought, it would be nice if teeth didn’t rot…
Senescence maybe?
Remove need to sleep. You would get ~33% more time every day.
I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.
Sleep’s the only thing stopping you from working 24 hours?
It’s the only thing stopping the people in charge of our society from mandating 16-hour days
We’d just be exploited for our labor 33% more.
Back pain is not painful anymore, but rather pleasant now
