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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 2 months ago

Anon has a female friend

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a female friend

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 2 months ago
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    65•2 months ago

    The correct reply is…

    “There’s really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you’re into]. After that, I might consider it.”

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      26•2 months ago

      Be prepared with pictures to make sure your communication is clear.

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        19•2 months ago

        Make a WikiHow, don’t let her know you wrote it, make it weirdly specific but in a plausibly deniable way.

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          3•2 months ago

          That’s oddly specific

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      deleted by creator

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      6•2 months ago

      “… If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural…”

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