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Summary
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he will direct the CDC to stop recommending fluoridated drinking water and form a taskforce to review health concerns.
His announcement follows Utah’s statewide ban on fluoride, the first in the U.S., despite warnings from dental and health organizations.
Kennedy praised Utah’s move and labeled fluoride a “dangerous neurotoxin.” The EPA, under Administrator Lee Zeldin, is reviewing new data on fluoride’s health risks.
Critics argue the effort is politically driven and will harm low-income communities by increasing cavity rates.
“I order you to end the fluoride recommendations!”
“Sure thing, boss!”
[Weeks pass]
“Did you end the fluoride?”
“Working on it! Gotta a lot of emails to send!”
[Weeks later]
“What’s the progress on the fluoride?”
“Still trying to tie up a few loose ends!”
Rinse and repeat until Kennedy’s worm-eaten brain falls out his ear
Then they fire you and hire a sicophant
Edit: ugh, leaving the misspelling to show my shame
“Oh, fire whatstheirname? Sure thing boss. Just gotta send a few emails…”
“You wanted me to fire who? Oh sorry, i got that wrong, i fired that MAGA nepo-baby who was so incompetent, and now the person you want me to fire is doing that job, and we ccan’t have it be empty. I’ll tell you what. Give me a week or two to find a replacement, and I’ll fire…who was that again?”
Just tell them you did it, and trust that they don’t have the capacity or will to check
Someone has read up on the Simple Sabotage Field Manual