Ok as someone who doesn’t have TikTok, I’m now curious if this is purely a joke or there’s some kind of disturbing trend I have missed

Even when Verspätung, Bruder muss still los

Excretions with blood?

My worst mountain biking injury was because I looked down at my back tire and pulled the SHIT out of a muscle in my upper back.

And I used to crash a lot. The muscle pull was worse

Seriously my first thought if I saw this all occurring and my kid came complaining to me about it is I’d just say “well this is how the cat feels”

So this legitimately happened in Chicago ten years ago, fortunately it went nowhere: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Express_Loop

The most frustrating part is that WE ALREADY HAVE A COMMUTER RAIL FROM DOWNTOWN TO O’HARE, it just only runs three times a day, and only on weekdays.

Someone has read up on the Simple Sabotage Field Manual

Nightmare fuel right there

I used to own a Subaru Forester in Ohio. I sold it to a lesbian who was moving to CO. Felt like I was giving it a better home

I’m an American who is decent at German, living back in the US again. I set whatever I can to German to maintain my exposure to it, sometimes to my own confusion and detriment

Yeah they’re out of order too

I like to think you actually took her feet and typed “no” with them so she still wrote this

Yep, it is. We’d stay in our orbit of the sun for 8 minutes after it vanished too

I, too, have a small child

Didn’t say which Monday

Blue Steel

This reminds me of Office Space.

“So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life”

Oddly enough, Office Space also ends with everything on fire!

Realistically if you have that ratio of errors to lines of code, you probably just fucked up a semicolon or braces.

Now if you have like 13 errors and they’re all unrelated, woof.

Ngl had me in the first half