Pricefield | Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 month ago

Anon has regrets

sh.itjust.works

message-square
64
fedilink
240

Anon has regrets

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 month ago
message-square
64
fedilink
  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    43•1 month ago

    Always bring condoms :/

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1•1 month ago

      Only sailors use condoms baby.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        27•1 month ago

        Loser sentiment right there. Just make sure you don’t put a kid in a shitty life with parents that never wanted it

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          11•1 month ago

          Preventing pregnancy is the most replicable effect of condoms. I’d be much more worried about gonorrhea, HIV, even syphilis.

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            4•1 month ago

            I usually think like: Hurt yourself all you want, but don’t hurt others

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          1•22 days ago

          It’s a goddamn Austin Powers quote you dingus.

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            1•21 days ago

            That movie might just be older than me. I did not remember that well

        • erin (she/her)
          link
          fedilink
          2•1 month ago

          The vast majority of people I know in the queer community around me get tested regularly and don’t use condoms, since pregnancy isn’t a risk.

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            2•1 month ago

            That works! Enjoy! Good to hear you’re keeping yourself and your partners safe!

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        11•1 month ago

        Not in the 2020’s, Austin.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          2•1 month ago

          But they should! Traveling from Port to Port…

    • Billegh
      link
      fedilink
      3•1 month ago

      Use two, just to be safe. One for you and one for your partner.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        1•1 month ago

        Nahhhh, cling wrap does the job good enough

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        3•1 month ago

        Bring ten, unless you’re only fucking once

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          4•1 month ago

          Amateur hour

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            1•1 month ago

            lmao

[email protected]

[email protected]
Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

  • 39 users / day
  • 293 users / week
  • 1.09K users / month
  • 4.32K users / 6 months
  • 1 subscriber
  • 1.42K Posts
  • 63.5K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉
  • UI: 0.18.4
  • BE: 0.18.2
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org