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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 month ago

Anon has regrets

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Anon has regrets

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 month ago
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    1•1 month ago

    Only sailors use condoms baby.

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      11•1 month ago

      Not in the 2020’s, Austin.

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        2•1 month ago

        But they should! Traveling from Port to Port…

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      27•1 month ago

      Loser sentiment right there. Just make sure you don’t put a kid in a shitty life with parents that never wanted it

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        11•1 month ago

        Preventing pregnancy is the most replicable effect of condoms. I’d be much more worried about gonorrhea, HIV, even syphilis.

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          4•1 month ago

          I usually think like: Hurt yourself all you want, but don’t hurt others

      • erin (she/her)
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        2•1 month ago

        The vast majority of people I know in the queer community around me get tested regularly and don’t use condoms, since pregnancy isn’t a risk.

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          2•1 month ago

          That works! Enjoy! Good to hear you’re keeping yourself and your partners safe!

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        1•22 days ago

        It’s a goddamn Austin Powers quote you dingus.

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          1•21 days ago

          That movie might just be older than me. I did not remember that well

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