Andrew Isker, co-host of the right-wing Christian nationalist podcast ‘Contra Mundum’, claims that airport body scanners have the capability to make you gay.
Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
… If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?
Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?
Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?
fucking goddammit lol.
EDIT: i mean shit, if radiation causes gender/sexual orientation modification, then I guess you could actually construct a ‘gaydar’… oh god my brain hurts.
“It was those gaymma rays!”
Lol, I saw that movie in the theater back in the day!
“It’s raining men, hallelujah…!”
“Does this shirt make me look gay?”
“How about now?”
… If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?
Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?
Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?
fucking goddammit lol.
EDIT: i mean shit, if radiation causes gender/sexual orientation modification, then I guess you could actually construct a ‘gaydar’… oh god my brain hurts.
All I know is I’m goonin’ on the dudes now in my porn stash…
The Gay Gamma Goongasm, according to … Christian Nationalist Physics?
Stop.
My glowing weiner can only get so hard.