Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
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They just turn me angry.
In case anyone is wondering why they say stupid shit like this, it’s because they need to be able to convince a whole lot of stupid people that being gay can be “cured”, just as it can be caused. And the cure? Religion.
It’s all a big scam.
I figured it was so that when it’s discovered that they’ve been boning other dudes (or kids unfortunately) they can blame TSA scanners or some other shit. Surely it can’t just be that they’re monstrous assholes.
Dude, you were gay already and just hadn’t admitted it to yourself.
So now that the airport scanner made you gay, what are you going to do with your new gayness?
Continue sucking dick in the airport bathroom stalls, but now he can sleep with a clear conscience because it’s the scanners fault.
Dude, either shave the mustache or grow the rest of the beard.
As it stands now it’s just a billboard for the Cruise Patrol.
He doesn’t want to go into the gay machine so he prefers to get patted down by other men.
A few times, have to be certain the Devil didn’t take over and force him to carry contraband.
I think when you think all sorts of everyday experiences can “turn you gay”, you might possibly be gay? And what do the scanners do to gay people? Turn them straight, or somehow more gay?
Like, I’ve tried all sorts of things in my life, including same-sex sex, and am still straight - like even if I were actively trying to change my sexuality it doesn’t. Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Being bi only doubles your likes, your odds stay roughly the same
It’s interesting that you even felt the need to try it though. I know I’m not attracted to men, I can just tell. I feel no need to test it.
But I am a lady, and women are beautiful, and we are more physically affectionate with each other. I think at least a large minority try? It wasn’t traumatic, just felt nothing like sex. Performance only, no excitement, no nothing. Though I guess it might be like that with a guy I wasn’t into, as well.
Finally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
They don’t put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
Fuck you. You know those are optional, right?
When you let them violate you, you’re a scab against all of us.
Are you thinking about big hard dicks when you do it? I feel like to be turned gay by the body scanner you gotta be thinking about giant throbbing cocks.
It makes me think about a well-lubed twink, so I guess I’m straight.
Punish me senpai scanner
Try going through with a cute moustache, maybe thats the right combo
Maybe they just got the full scope-and-grope experience and decided they liked it.
Well if it gets them banned…
Yea! Always opt out of the scanner and get groped by a male TSA agent instead. That’s definitely the less gay option!
Dont worry, they tell you they’ll use the back of their hand.
Unless those stupid bomb sniffing machines false-positive and say they detected explosive residue on you. Then they take you into a back room and tell you they’re gonna grope you with the front of their hand, this time…
“Sir, I will give you exactly 15 minues to stop groping me…”
He just couldn’t maintain the dissociative barrier that he used to hypnotize himself into pretending he was straight anymore once he saw that cute twink flight attendant. Now all those repressed feelings are drowning him and he’s desperate to blame literally anything outside his own biology for the strong feelings of attraction toward men assaulting his senses from every direction.
Probably the only good thing DOGE has done is slash TSA funding.
Far-IR radiation is male, so sending it through your dick makes you gay.
