Andrew Isker, co-host of the right-wing Christian nationalist podcast ‘Contra Mundum’, claims that airport body scanners have the capability to make you gay.
Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
Dont worry, they tell you they’ll use the back of their hand.
Unless those stupid bomb sniffing machines false-positive and say they detected explosive residue on you. Then they take you into a back room and tell you they’re gonna grope you with the front of their hand, this time…
Yea! Always opt out of the scanner and get groped by a male TSA agent instead. That’s definitely the less gay option!
Dont worry, they tell you they’ll use the back of their hand.
Unless those stupid bomb sniffing machines false-positive and say they detected explosive residue on you. Then they take you into a back room and tell you they’re gonna grope you with the front of their hand, this time…
“Sir, I will give you exactly 15 minues to stop groping me…”