Andrew Isker, co-host of the right-wing Christian nationalist podcast ‘Contra Mundum’, claims that airport body scanners have the capability to make you gay.
Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
He’s using that as an excuse to have gay sex on when he travels. When you get scanned on the way home it turns you back straight. Or makes you gay^2 more research needs to be done.
Going through a second time cancels out the gay polarity. Just make sure you always go through an even number of times and you’ll always land back where you started.
Like it started as an excuse why he had a gay fling. He pieces together how he ended up balls deep in a twink and cornered on the TSA scanning him being the route cause.
He’s using that as an excuse to have gay sex on when he travels. When you get scanned on the way home it turns you back straight. Or makes you gay^2 more research needs to be done.
It’s like how negative times negative is positive again. Two times gay machine cancels out .
Going through a second time cancels out the gay polarity. Just make sure you always go through an even number of times and you’ll always land back where you started.
That is most definitely not how to reverse the gay polarity.
“Sorry honey I walked trough a scanner and suddenly found myself with his dick in my mouth.”
First time through the machine makes you gay, second time gives you the voice.
When you think of this projection - it adds up!
Like it started as an excuse why he had a gay fling. He pieces together how he ended up balls deep in a twink and cornered on the TSA scanning him being the route cause.