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ZeroCool to The [email protected]English • 2 months ago

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory

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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory

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ZeroCool to The [email protected]English • 2 months ago
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EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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    74•2 months ago

    Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory

    Honestly that’s the only part that gave it away.

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      24•2 months ago

      Nope, I still had to check. I hate this timeline.

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      I was ready to eat it until then. God damn onion you’re good.

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