EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
in about 3 weeks, he’s actually going to shout this at somebody.
The Onion has been predicting the future lately and I hate it.
“Lately” it’s been like a decade of this. There’s whole generation that will know The Onion as the world’s least willing oracle.