EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
No one expects the US inquisition. Wait, yes they do. Nevermind, don’t get to make those jokes anymore.
Who is Delores Umbrige in the current Trump cabinet, Marjorie Taylor Greene?
The US doesn’t inquire anymore: we’ve reached the “straight to the death camp” part of our transition to nazism.
Elon, 100%. Take the wands out of the picture, and rename “Ministry of Magic” to “United States Government” and suddenly that chunk of the Harry Potter story is just a documentary about DOGE.