EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
Oh, it’s the onion, I ate the onion for a moment there.
In your defense, it is very believable.
we live in a timeline where the onion headlines are more plausible than real ones
Oh fuck I did too until I read your comment holy hell this timeline is the fucking worst