In an alarming development, the White House slams judges by releasing a new executive order titled “Trump finds probable cause for the Judicial Branch to suck on deeze nuts”; Schumer and Jeffries urge cooperation and reconciliation by wringing their hands and asking you for $13 before midnight to meet a nonexistent deadline. This message brought to you by Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator!
OH SHIT HILLARY IS DOING A DEMONIC SUMMONING RITUAL RINGSIDE AND … BY ALL THINGS HOLY HIDE YOUR KIDS ITS ZOMBIE JIMMY CARTER READY TO DROP THE HABITAT FOR HUMANITY HAMMER!!!
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I voted Trump coz he’s gonna fix the Conomy. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
Oooo a slam! We love slams! The drama! The excitement!
OH SHIT HILLARY IS DOING A DEMONIC SUMMONING RITUAL RINGSIDE AND … BY ALL THINGS HOLY HIDE YOUR KIDS ITS ZOMBIE JIMMY CARTER READY TO DROP THE HABITAT FOR HUMANITY HAMMER!!!
Oh shit this is getting good