@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 14 days agoNeutronium would like a word.mander.xyzimagemessage-square116fedilinkarrow-up11.03K
arrow-up11.03KimageNeutronium would like a word.mander.xyz@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 14 days agomessage-square116fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•13 days agoI’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•13 days agoYou know… Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though. https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•13 days agoCutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•13 days agoYou can get a kit! https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1 I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
I’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
You know…
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
You can get a kit!
https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1
I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(