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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish44•27 days ago Hopefully she reported it quickly. Why? Any rando wandering in can’t be worse than the people who are already there.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•edit-227 days agoI’m laughing at the idea of a hobo walking in smelling like piss and shit and wearing her badge, and staff going, “Morning Kristi!”.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish18•27 days ago“Have you noticed Kristi seems more like an actual human being than usual?”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•27 days agoShe smells worse, but damned if she isn’t so much nicer.
Why? Any rando wandering in can’t be worse than the people who are already there.
I’m laughing at the idea of a hobo walking in smelling like piss and shit and wearing her badge, and staff going, “Morning Kristi!”.
“Have you noticed Kristi seems more like an actual human being than usual?”
She smells worse, but damned if she isn’t so much nicer.
“Not that much worse, mind you.”