@[email protected] to Comedy [email protected]English • 2 months agoCaught by wifelemm.eeimagemessage-square145fedilinkarrow-up1325
arrow-up1325imageCaught by wifelemm.ee@[email protected] to Comedy [email protected]English • 2 months agomessage-square145fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish53•2 months agoit’s a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•2 months agoOh shit thanks for the clarification. In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish25•2 months agoJust fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•edit-22 months agoHe’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoWhat, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoNope. It’s simply because I don’t want to. Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoAre you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoAt least wipe it out with their towel afterwards.
it’s a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
He’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
No, I don’t think I will.
What, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to.
Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
Have fun being disgusting then 🤷
Are you trying to tell me I can’t come over and piss all over your floor?
At least wipe it out with their towel afterwards.