waffle stomp

I think about this probably every month.

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.”

I used to read hilarious shit on r/sinkpissers as most people were joking. Kinda like the sub about drunk driving. It slowly evolved though. Last time I used Reddit almost all of the new posts on r/sinkpissers were serious and involved actual pissing in the sink.

it’s all fun and games until that one degen cousin slides into your dms.

Deadpan is often a risky medium, especially when it’s aggressive.

I think pissing in the sink consistently is pretty gross. Unless you’re cleaning/disinfecting it thoroughly after and let’s be honest, if someone’s too lazy to walk to a toilet to piss; they ain’t doing that. It’s likely the idea of someone being a “sink pisser” is the bigger thing here, so finding out that your partner is one (a slob) is probably what led to the reaction.

Bringing up what you think about a partners reaction to something can happen later. Saying “it isn’t hurting anyone” is marginalising her feelings instead of understanding what lead to it and is unhealthy/unhelpful imo. It’s a cop out. I could scoot my bare arse across the carpet in lieu of toilet paper and say it isn’t hurting anyone (ignoring carpet burn). Wouldn’t make it not gross as fuck. That’s not to say she’s chosen the most effective method for voicing her issue but that’s an aside.

not sure what even to say in that moment

I’d suggest he start with apologising for pissing somewhere that is not the designated piss zone, aka a toilet and go from there.

I went one further and thought he’d spaffed in the sink for maximum backdrop and minimal sound.

Excellent opening gambit for a response though. It’s right up there with “calm down”; “chill out, love”; and the classic “yeah well Tracey next door doesn’t mind it”.

Is it still wafflestomping if you’re mashing it through a covered strainer flange?

Wafflestomping is, after all, the poop knifing of the shower

given the c-word is used, I think they’re both women? Or australian perhaps

Pissed

I encourage you to wash your hands in the toilet next time. Same water, goes to the same place, all good.

anything is a toilet if you’re desperate enough.

I’m currently using my bosses desk drawer right now.

how do you waffle stomp it tho?

Then you’ll have to contend with all those lemon-stealing whores.

Right! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.

That’s kind of the entire issue - I’d hope for a full bleach scrub after that, but hosing it off outside would just be so much quicker than a deep clean of the shower, so I feel like there’s some conflicting incentives here which suggest a deep clean is not certain.

But more to the point, psychological cleanliness is not always entirely rational. For me the shower is kind of a sacred clean area, so any attitude which includes using it as a utility sink for feces-adjacent activities conflicts with that on the surface. By the time I’m thinking “how well do they clean it afterwards?” That core psychological safety has already been compromised to some degree. Likewise, a shower with soap scum and discolored tile and dingy fixtures would make most people feel “less clean” even though there is not rational health issues from some simple deferred maintenance. Most people feel “cleaner” when the shower itself appears clean. Knowledge that the shower is not used as a utility sink is exactly the same.

I mean I can’t imagine getting bits of kitty litter down your drains a good idea.

Yeah, I have no idea what the best procedure would be, but I think the only things to worry about are foot fungus (no idea if there’s any risk, but your feet are very much touching the shower floor) and rinsing the soap if you drop it when showering? Like, you wash your ass in that shower, it’s not like it’s a clean clean environment anyways.