He nasty
What’s the rest of that sentence?
“Just get over it.” ?
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I’ve known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.
It’s not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.
“Honey you’re being hysterical”. Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she’ll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to “that time of the month” to seal the deal.
Yeah my mother won’t talk to me, how do you know?
Maker her angry enough that it loops back around to her being calm. 50% of the time, it works every time.
“Honey you’re being hysterical”. Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she’ll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to “that time of the month” to seal the deal.
🤣🤣🤣 I am definitely using it next time.
It’s not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
Saves water if you think about it. If you wait for the water to warm up before washing your hands, you can just piss in the sink while the water runs and warms up. Also you’re not flushing a whole gallon+ or water per piss.
Why turn the water on and wait for it to warm up? Just wash your hands in the already-warm piss stream
Modern problems require modern solutions!
I’ve been a guest in households who just don’t flush after peeing. Just after shitting. They closed the lid so it doesn’t smell. We’re not in an arid climate either.
If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down. If it’s red, have fun instead.
I always piss after cleaning the dick after masturbating. Pissing after fondling yourself is a good idea to get the pipes cleaned out thoroughly, and cleaning the whole thing is just good hygeine.
i mean i’m not sure how that’s relevant here but yeah, i agree
It’s about efficiency. I can get up in the morning and immediately go brush my teeth. As I’m brushing my teeth I lay my hog on the sink and do the deed. I finish much quicker and get ready for work in about 7 minutes using this strategy.
I wee in to the toilet while I’m brushing my teeth.
I’ve peed in the shower while also brushing my teeth before. Triple efficiency.
Quick breakfast, cup of coffee, then brush your teeth, all while the conditioner is doing its thing. You’re already naked, so just bear down and let it flow (and drop, if you’re a morning pooper) then waffle stomp your way to that Sigma grindset and your millions of dollars. Shower pooping is going to revolutionize our economy!
I drink my coffee while I brush my teeth in the shower. Brushing right after eating isn’t great for your teeth, so you should achieve efficiency by doing them at the same time.
So close to the quadfecta!
You must have very short legs.
There’s a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Something is wrong in the head with those people.
Wait are they serious?
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE/MEME?!!
whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters
what
Yeah I too — as a very occasional sink pisser (sometimes when I’m very inebriated or have stubborn morning wood) — would like disassociate from the sink shitting lunatics.
Piss is liquid and mostly free of pathogens. Shit isn’t.
As long as you’re not actively and regularly pissing in your sink without ever washing it, I don’t really get what the issue is.
The height is just so convenient.
I take it you’re tall and have a short counter?
Idk, I’m pretty spot on average for Finland, 183. The sink is just on the level that I can have my dick in the sink while leaving my balls to hang outside of it.
Edit wait I think there was a misunderstanding. I don’t really ever piss into my kitchen sink, don’t even know if I have done in this apartment but did in my last as I smoked in the kitchen and the counters were a bit lower. I’m talking about my bathroom sink. And yeah, the toilet is right there, but I live alone, I clean the sink pretty often anyway so might as well.
I mean you do you but like you might as well not 😅
Eh, I think cleaning my bong makes the sink much dirtier. Which is also why I clean it pretty often. And rarely piss in the sink.
But sometimes.
And to be honest I wouldn’t mind a girl pissing there either, just don’t see why anyone would bother. I also don’t mind pissing in the shower, again, given that you actually don’t piss all over the walls and also clean your shower.
But like a bit of well hydrated watery pee is nothing. A foul dark dehydrated after exercise piss is different, that’s not as much for the shower or sink. That’s for the loo.
have stubborn morning wood
that’s so real. I’m too short personally 😅
They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
If there’s no toilet available, into the sink it goes.
One bathroom in an apartment full of marathon shitters? The sink it is.
Gotta rush back to the desk for that Zoom meeting? Gonna zip to the utility tub instead of slogging up the stairs.
Edit: where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss, y’all?
Yeah I kinda get it.
I often piss in the garden at home as a matter of convenience.
… but a sink is just a bit too far for me.
IDK why it just feels uncouth. Like littering or something. I’m not judging sink pissers, just saying how it feels to me.
The only time I’ve pissed in the sink was when I was living in an apartment and there was no garden. Sink is far more appealing than that grassy bit in the parking lot.
It’s not like I don’t wash it down. Where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss?
In the toilet like everyone else?
You’ve probably noticed that toilets work differently to sinks.
Your pee ends up in the p-trap (yes that’s what it’s called) and then running the water just dilutes the pee. It doesn’t get “flushed”.
The entire premise was there not being a toilet present.
And no, that’s not how plumbing works.
If there’s no toilet present then where does everyone else pee?
Just hold it in until one becomes available? How is this such a problem, I’ve never encountered in my entire life.
I’m an electrician by trade, but was a plumbing apprentice way back when. Interesting theory you got there, but no… You can wash all the piss out of the p trap by running the water.
If the sink’s p-trap isn’t getting entirely emptied then no, you’re just diluting the pee when running water.
If the sink’s p-trap is getting entirely emptied when running the water due to a siphon action, then I hope you’re tolerating the likely sewer gases.
So you’re under the impression that you’ll never be able to get all of the piss out of the p-trap, regardless of how much water you run down there?
Are you a plumber?
If so, you should find a new trade.
Pissing in the garden is how god intended us to piss. Pissing is the sink is blasphemy.
And I’d say “in your own house” is the key phrase here. As in, a house that you live in alone and don’t share with other people that also need to use the sink or basin.
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks
It is on the right height. Basin is preferable though.
On the morning it’s just easier to go in the sink. This way I’m not pissing all over the floor.
If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I’ll just use the sink.
People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you’re going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless
Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away
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As a pro gun control Canadian… nah, you got this one.
You’re fucking nasty.As an American, an armed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site, if I caught you pissing in my sink.Shortened it for you.
You’re fucking nasty.AsanAmerican, an armed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site , if I caught you pissing in my sink.Shortened it more for ya
Thank you!
You’d shoot me in the ass without my consent?
Damn bro, not only is that gay (I don’t swing that way, but I’m flattered), but it’s also rape. So just don’t do that.
it’s a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
No, I don’t think I will.
What, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to.
Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
He’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
If you can’t avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don’t be a disgusting degenerate.
Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn’t make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you’re too scared that you’ll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.
No one is revoking my man card, because someone would have to be able to kick my ass to do that.
Its more comfortable for me to stand and piss. And in going to piss in my sink.
And I’m not sitting to piss. It’s not because I think it’s effeminate. It’s because Im comfortable standing, and no one is going to make me change.
So unless you plan on coming to my house and breaking my legs off, I will continue to go in my sink. 👍
Just sit on the toillet man… Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.
I’m going to get called toxic for this but whatever.
I’m not sitting down to piss. 😂
Ill keep pissing in my sink, and you’ll never be able to stop me.
Sure, you do you.
Opposite for me. I usually sit down but the last drops never come out unless I stand up and squeeze them out. Its definitely extra work to hold it while standing up, making sure it doesnt get on my pants.
Same here! I have a toilet that requires the user to sit in order to pee and I end up with way more drippage.
Sitting down allows me to easily reach bellow the testicles to apply a bit of pressure and that takes the last drop out.
Pump the gooch my dude. It’s gets those last drops out.
Urine isn’t sterile. The germs in it just don’t grow in an old school culture.
Wow, I was convinced of the opposite
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine
Urine is not sterile, not even in the bladder.[25][26] In the urethra, epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram-negative rod and cocci bacteria.[
People do what in the sink? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Piss but til some also shit in there
anything is a toilet if you’re desperate enough.
I’m currently using my bosses desk drawer right now.
what does that have to do with desperation? that’s just praxis
how do you waffle stomp it tho?
It goes in the exact same pipe as the toilet. Just rinse the sink afterwards.
I encourage you to wash your hands in the toilet next time. Same water, goes to the same place, all good.
It’s the same soap and water either way, right? What about sex toys? Am I supposed to wash those in the toilet or something?
She shit in the sink.
Pissed
Deuce in the sink?
It’s not hurting anyone
r/sinkpissers
I went one further and thought he’d spaffed in the sink for maximum backdrop and minimal sound.
Excellent opening gambit for a response though. It’s right up there with “calm down”; “chill out, love”; and the classic “yeah well Tracey next door doesn’t mind it”.
Savage. Everyone knows the civilized world wafflestomps in the shower.
Is it still wafflestomping if you’re mashing it through a covered strainer flange?
Is that pasta-extrusion-efflusion at that point?
Wafflestomping is, after all, the poop knifing of the shower
Nah, he either pissed or jerked off into it, and didn’t clean it.
I would have lived a happier life by not reading this thread.
Who would have thought so many Degen sinkpiss enjoyers on this Christian Lemmy server?
Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.
One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said “At least move the dishes first.”
Disgusting and unfunny is very on brand for him.
I can already hear Gervais going into his “sorry if I offended you with my incredibly funny jokes, I guess I’ll take all my comedy money and go home” routine.
Almost as funny as Dave Chappelle doing a Netflix special where he rants about getting cancelled. Or the sound of mid-40s Jerry Seinfeld fucking a 17-year-old while he complains about antisemitism on college campuses.
Worst thing in the world for comedy is a successful comedian.
She washes her face with sink? Interesting choices, but I prefer water
I am missing something. What did she do to the sink?
The subreddit this is posted in was “sinkpissers”
She found out that he pisses in the sink
given the c-word is used, I think they’re both women? Or australian perhaps
I’m thinking Aussies
finally, i can use this meme:
Excited to use this in the family group chat
it’s all fun and games until that one degen cousin slides into your dms.
Im not a degen!
Unless…?
I might piss in a sink if all the toilets and urinals were being used and I had to go so badly that I was about to piss my pants. If I were in a private residence, I would just piss on the ground outside.
Fem here, if i am absolutely busting for a whizz and the toilet is occupadi with no signs of immediate vacating i will go in the bathtub and hose it out afterwards.
Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Yikes.
“you cunt”
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Confirmed Aussie and degen.
LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean the wife is obviously throwing an unnecessarily large fit over this, not sure what even to say in that moment. Might’ve tried to let her vent for a little while longer before replying tbh
I think pissing in the sink consistently is pretty gross. Unless you’re cleaning/disinfecting it thoroughly after and let’s be honest, if someone’s too lazy to walk to a toilet to piss; they ain’t doing that. It’s likely the idea of someone being a “sink pisser” is the bigger thing here, so finding out that your partner is one (a slob) is probably what led to the reaction.
Bringing up what you think about a partners reaction to something can happen later. Saying “it isn’t hurting anyone” is marginalising her feelings instead of understanding what lead to it and is unhealthy/unhelpful imo. It’s a cop out. I could scoot my bare arse across the carpet in lieu of toilet paper and say it isn’t hurting anyone (ignoring carpet burn). Wouldn’t make it not gross as fuck. That’s not to say she’s chosen the most effective method for voicing her issue but that’s an aside.
not sure what even to say in that moment
I’d suggest he start with apologising for pissing somewhere that is not the designated piss zone, aka a toilet and go from there.
I would’ve just waited a bit before replying anything, let worst of it pass
sounds like quitter talk to me 🧐
Ok, fine. The carpet burns may have been harder to ignore than I initially implied.
Sounds like you need a few tips from the buttscooting community 😔
My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.
Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
Right! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.
The trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we’ve all been there.
get a lemon tree.
Then you’ll have to contend with all those lemon-stealing whores.
/r/sinkpissers
At least it wasn’t r/sinkpoopers
waffle stomp
There are allegations that such communities encourage fringe, unsanitary behavior (such as diaper use) and circlejerk around it but it’s all a trolling operation and they laugh at anyone who gets swayed to actually participate.
I think about this probably every month.
“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.”
I used to read hilarious shit on r/sinkpissers as most people were joking. Kinda like the sub about drunk driving. It slowly evolved though. Last time I used Reddit almost all of the new posts on r/sinkpissers were serious and involved actual pissing in the sink.
What a ridiculous wife!
Does she really think that forcing him into therapy is going to fix anything rather than just make him more sneaky? He’s on an online community for pissing in the sink ffs. He’s made it part of his identity rather than just a disgusting habit.
You may have difficulty grasping irony.
Deadpan is often a risky medium, especially when it’s aggressive.
