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@[email protected] to Comedy [email protected]English • 2 months ago

Caught by wife

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Caught by wife

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@[email protected] to Comedy [email protected]English • 2 months ago
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    13•2 months ago

    My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.

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      9•2 months ago

      Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.

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        16•2 months ago

        Right! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.

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          12•2 months ago

          The trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we’ve all been there.

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      7•2 months ago

      get a lemon tree.

      • @[email protected]
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        11•2 months ago

        Then you’ll have to contend with all those lemon-stealing whores.

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