• @[email protected]
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    527 days ago

    I’ve been on enough planes to believe 2 minutes of evacuation time will see 5% evacuated and 95% trampled before the fiery inferno.

    • TheRealKuni
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      927 days ago

      Remarkably, it has happened. People suddenly decide to pay attention to authority when they’re in a terrifying situation they’ve never experienced.

      • @[email protected]
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        526 days ago

        What I’ve chosen to glean from this is that I should inflict varied and new terrors upon coworkers to help keep us on track.

        • desktop_user [they/them]
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          326 days ago

          excellent, the boss will be proud of the new performance numbers, therapy will no longer be covered by insurance to improve the sense of dread.