• watson
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      92 months ago

      Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.

        Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.

    • Omega
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      32 months ago

      You gain the personality of whoever you shape shift into.