Shapeshifting (also, yes)
Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.
How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.
Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.
No doubt
Your telomeres become 2x shorter everytime you use the ability
You shapeshift into the exact mental image you keep in your mind at any given moment
You gain the personality of whoever you shape shift into.
Complete control over time. I can stop, start, speed up, slow down, skip forward, skip back, and rewind.
I GET IMMORTALITY!
The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do
The ability to the cat
The USA.
You have a two-party political system and must respect the results of your elections.
Only one party does that lol
Unfortunately I am already perfection, and unfortunately the side effect is living amongst the humans and seeing them for what they are, unable to help them in meaningful ways.
The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
Real life Ctrl+Z
Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
You get burnt out by having to manage everything
If I can control my body at the molecular level, then I can control the chemical reactions in charge of emotions and fatigue. Depression, stress, burnout? Just turn that shit off.
On a whim you decide to max out your pleasure, but don’t set a time limit. You lose all higher cognitive functions as you’re flooded with bliss.
With no way back, you slowly starve to death, loving every moment of it.
Literally, the best way to go. Now I really want that power.
It’s one of those Twilight Zone endings that’s only horrific from an outside perspective.
It causes an unbearable stench around you. No one will come closer than fifty meters without a total haz-mat suit with scuba.
It doesn’t turn off, you have to manually burn oxygen molecules with every cell constantly to live
The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I’d have to manage cell division too. Wild to think about how little we are actually in charge of within ourselves.
It’s really wild how research is continuing to find strong implications that we are not individual microorganisms but multiorganisms that act as one
I’m not even doing the breathing! Nevermind how I don’t even know how this sentence will end and I’m writing it electric lobsters!
See I couldn’t even tell you where something I physically had to type out even came from. Wild indeed.
I am doing the breathing now… fuck you :(
Btw when was the last time you swallowed?
Sorry sorry haha
You can’t stop ejaculating
Happiness
Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won’t know anything about me other than realize I’m one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.
infinite money
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
Your butthole is now sealed shut
