• Jo Miran
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    142 months ago

    Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.

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      12 months ago

      It causes an unbearable stench around you. No one will come closer than fifty meters without a total haz-mat suit with scuba.

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      362 months ago

      It doesn’t turn off, you have to manually burn oxygen molecules with every cell constantly to live

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        The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I’d have to manage cell division too. Wild to think about how little we are actually in charge of within ourselves.

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          22 months ago

          It’s really wild how research is continuing to find strong implications that we are not individual microorganisms but multiorganisms that act as one

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          22 months ago

          I’m not even doing the breathing! Nevermind how I don’t even know how this sentence will end and I’m writing it electric lobsters!

          See I couldn’t even tell you where something I physically had to type out even came from. Wild indeed.

    • Hjalmar
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      72 months ago

      You get burnt out by having to manage everything

      • Jo Miran
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        62 months ago

        If I can control my body at the molecular level, then I can control the chemical reactions in charge of emotions and fatigue. Depression, stress, burnout? Just turn that shit off.

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      62 months ago

      On a whim you decide to max out your pleasure, but don’t set a time limit. You lose all higher cognitive functions as you’re flooded with bliss.

      With no way back, you slowly starve to death, loving every moment of it.

      • Jo Miran
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        52 months ago

        Literally, the best way to go. Now I really want that power.