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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglish96•edit-224 days agoUm excuse me? I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor. I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•24 days agoIt’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•24 days agoIs conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•21 days agoThey need them for guacamole. Can’t have game night without snacks, after all.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•24 days agomaybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
minus-squaremoving to lemme.zip. linkfedilink2•24 days agoCan confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•22 days agoEw. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•21 days agoIt smells like piss so I don’t imagine you’re right.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglish27•24 days agoWell they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
minus-squareLka1988linkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-223 days ago I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor. I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you
minus-squareLka1988linkfedilinkEnglish4•23 days agoLast I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-224 days agoHave you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
They need them for guacamole. Can’t have game night without snacks, after all.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.
It smells like piss so I don’t imagine you’re right.
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
This is gold. Thank you.
I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night