Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
This is gold. Thank you.
not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
They need them for guacamole. Can’t have game night without snacks, after all.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
It smells like piss so I don’t imagine you’re right.
maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.
Wat?
Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.
How can you know for sure though?
I’ve handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.
😏
Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?
Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
How do I unsee an image
The “Phineas Gage Special” is not 100% effective.
Why do you want to unsee it, don’t you like avocados?
this but in reverse
What’s the name of the show? Looks familiar
It’s Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu
Thank you!
Goodness me that is unsettling
Anime ain’t right
Some sort of eye surgery
That doesn’t help, it’s already in memory.
Obviously the answer is suicide.
Some sort of existence surgery
Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado
mmm cockamole
I hate you, take my up vote.
Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.
Thank you
Goes great on your faceadilla.
With crema
I think you should consult a dermatologist.
“Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.
wdym
Strictly speaking, WD-40 is for water displacement. It is also not patented because they don’t want to give away the recipe.
Though, I think the other guy might have meant “lubricant” in the context of sex.
Hey, who’s been using my avocado scented soap?
I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.
Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
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Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.
Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher
Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?
Probably a research assistant
It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.
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Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….
Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried
So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?
Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
Oof.
Altar boy?
what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.
Your the expert, tell us.
- you + are = you’re
I guess you’re* the expert.
No.
My the expert.
I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
☺️ 🏳️🌈👋 Happy pride!
