YarraByteM to [email protected] • 2 days agoDiscussion Thread 🧋 Tuesday 17 June 2025message-square100fedilinkarrow-up115
arrow-up115message-squareDiscussion Thread 🧋 Tuesday 17 June 2025YarraByteM to [email protected] • 2 days agomessage-square100fedilink
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilink9•edit-22 days agoYou have been charged with 3 counts of supplying out of date pepperoni to your family. How do you plead? Not guilty, Your Honor 😬
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•2 days agoCheesus! Pepperoni is preserved, goddamit. If no one dies or gets sick, the preservation worked.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 days agoWell yes, and even fuzziness is ok on some varieties. White fuzz, not green or blue!
You have been charged with 3 counts of supplying out of date pepperoni to your family. How do you plead?
Not guilty, Your Honor 😬
Cheesus! Pepperoni is preserved, goddamit. If no one dies or gets sick, the preservation worked.
Well yes, and even fuzziness is ok on some varieties. White fuzz, not green or blue!
Not mushrooms, not guilty
It’s still good, it’s still good….