For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?
For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?
Yeah. Took me like 16, 17 years to realise I could put a bit of TP down first to stop the splash making such noise and firing back at my asshole.
I am still baffled by how many people suffer from Poseidon’s Kiss on a regular basis. Like I’ve had it happen once or twice ever, and I’m not a spring chicken.
Diet mainly.
This is gold. And yeah, it took decades before someone told me the secret.
… what?
They’re talking about a crash pad for poop, since some people don’t like it making a sound when they take a dump in public.