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ZeroCool to The [email protected]English • 1 day ago

RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets

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RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets

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ZeroCool to The [email protected]English • 1 day ago
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Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today declared his plans to live for eternity after stuffing his orifices with silica gel packets.
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    IIRC, silica gel beads enlarge when they absorb water.

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      I think that’s the plan, lol

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