@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years agoYou can make one change to the world/reality that makes people's lives more inconvenient or awkward. What do you change?NSFWmessage-square164fedilinkarrow-up1112
arrow-up1112message-squareYou can make one change to the world/reality that makes people's lives more inconvenient or awkward. What do you change?NSFW@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years agomessage-square164fedilink
I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.
minus-squareBizarrolandlinkfedilink2•2 years agoSounds like they need to either introduce a 55 gallon drum of lube into their sex life or they need to make it a rule that they have to spend 20 minutes doing foreplay before sex.
um, it’s not supposed to hurt for either 😳
Sounds like they need to either introduce a 55 gallon drum of lube into their sex life or they need to make it a rule that they have to spend 20 minutes doing foreplay before sex.