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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

Ideas for programming rizz?

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Ideas for programming rizz?

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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • I Cast Fist
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    223•2 years ago

    “Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”

    • fkn
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      5•2 years ago

      Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;

    • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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      26•2 years ago

      smooth 👍

    • @[email protected]
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      2 years ago

      “Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”

      Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you

      • @[email protected]
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        12•2 years ago

        Damn son save some for the rest of us.

    • @[email protected]
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      34•2 years ago

      The variable’s name: x

      • @[email protected]
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        22•2 years ago

        Because you’re generic and everyone’s initialized you at some point

        • @[email protected]
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          Everybody’s init? Sounds just like her

    • @[email protected]
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      19•2 years ago

      You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.

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