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alphacyberranger to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

It's routine

sh.itjust.works

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It's routine

sh.itjust.works

alphacyberranger to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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    5•2 years ago

    I’m trying to write an intentionally bad programming language. Don’t give me ideas.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Make sure you add a “Variant” type lol.

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        1•2 years ago

        It’s called a String.

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          1•2 years ago

          Oh you sweet summer child. The Variant type in VB was so much worse than just a String.

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            I’m just complaining since I have the fortune of using a language where everything is represented as a string.

            What is 3 + 5?

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              2•2 years ago

              35, naturally!

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                1•2 years ago

                A lot of people would say 8, I’m glad I didn’t have to correct you.

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