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alphacyberranger to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

It's routine

sh.itjust.works

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It's routine

sh.itjust.works

alphacyberranger to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    37•2 years ago

    You all use notepad to code?

    • alphacyberrangerOP
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      8•2 years ago

      I had to edit code on terminal using nano in production.

      • 257m
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        2•2 years ago

        Why not just use vim? It’s preinstalled.

        • alphacyberrangerOP
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          2•2 years ago

          Not inside a docker container.

          • 257m
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            1•2 years ago

            Oh.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        Use the great vim, install a linter plugin if you need one

    • GigglyBobble
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      34•2 years ago

      According to my recruiter, you code on a whiteboard.

    • @[email protected]
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      22•2 years ago

      These memes are made by first semester cs students

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        I was taught java my first semester. I certainly hope no schools teach dynamic languages in the first semester.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      I used to write websites with Notepad. The upside is that you really had to learn HTML to do it; the downside is that it proves to the world that you’re a fucking lunatic.

  • MrSnowflake
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    11•2 years ago

    Missed an exclamation mark (as in negation) would be better and happens to anyone.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Or using < instead of <= or >

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Something is either true or false, I would expect to have at least 50% of a chance to get it right on the first try. Nah, I fail to implement it three times because my brain went on vacation without telling me.

  • darcy
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    42•2 years ago

    bro has never heard of reading the compiler error

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      Python issue

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      I first started programming with TurboBasic which had the oh-so-amusing characteristic that you could have variable names of any length but the compiler only used the first two letters (and case-insensitive at that). So “DonutCount” and “DoobieCounter” actually referred to the same variable.

      Really good times trying to debug that kind of shit.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        I’m trying to write an intentionally bad programming language. Don’t give me ideas.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          Make sure you add a “Variant” type lol.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 years ago

            It’s called a String.

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              1•2 years ago

              Oh you sweet summer child. The Variant type in VB was so much worse than just a String.

              • @[email protected]
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                I’m just complaining since I have the fortune of using a language where everything is represented as a string.

                What is 3 + 5?

                • @[email protected]
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                  2•2 years ago

                  35, naturally!

    • @[email protected]
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      2 years ago

      When you’re in VSCode with 10 different red squiggles, who can be bothered?

      Edi: Also, OH MY GOD JUNIORS WHO WON’T JUST GOOGLE THE ERROR MESSAGE.

      • darcy
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        6•2 years ago

        vim supremecy

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      man will never survive the rust programming language

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Needs more jpeg!

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