Fat Tony to Ask [email protected] • edit-22 years agoWhat is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?message-square139fedilinkarrow-up187
arrow-up187message-squareWhat is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?Fat Tony to Ask [email protected] • edit-22 years agomessage-square139fedilink
minus-squareBleeping LobsterlinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 years agoSit in its blowhole until it suffocates? Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 years agoThey have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•2 years agoThey can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.
minus-squareBleeping LobsterlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 years agoI’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me! (reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 years agoLater the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•2 years agoTheir error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.
Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?
Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.
They have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!
They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.
I’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me!
(reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)
Later the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.
Their error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.