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The Picard Maneuver to The [email protected]English • 2 years ago

Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable

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Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable

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The Picard Maneuver to The [email protected]English • 2 years ago
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GATLINBURG, TN—Having assessed the evidence in the couple’s wedding photos, sources reported Monday that local man Kevin Butryn appeared to have locked down his marriage proposal to wife Sandra Lewis just as his hair loss was becoming noticeable. “Whoa, check out that receding hairline! He just made it in by the skin…
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    Heart of hearts, is that the new name for Gspot?

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      Mutual Savings Account

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        His cock reaches all the way to the bank?

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          Same thing to some women.

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        The way to her heart is financial stability.

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