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The Picard Maneuver to The [email protected]English • 2 years ago

Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable

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Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable

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The Picard Maneuver to The [email protected]English • 2 years ago
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GATLINBURG, TN—Having assessed the evidence in the couple’s wedding photos, sources reported Monday that local man Kevin Butryn appeared to have locked down his marriage proposal to wife Sandra Lewis just as his hair loss was becoming noticeable. “Whoa, check out that receding hairline! He just made it in by the skin…
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  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 years ago

    Can relate. Especially the last line part.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Same. Literally me.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Heartwarming. She noticed but decided to follow her heart of hearts and say yes anyway.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      Heart of hearts, is that the new name for Gspot?

      • @[email protected]
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        8•2 years ago

        Mutual Savings Account

        • teft
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          6•2 years ago

          The way to her heart is financial stability.

        • @[email protected]
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          5•2 years ago

          His cock reaches all the way to the bank?

          • @[email protected]
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            5•2 years ago

            Same thing to some women.

  • @[email protected]
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    14•2 years ago

    Definitely not the Picard Maneuver

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      18•2 years ago

      The Picard maneuver here would be to shave it early and look the same age for like 30 years

      • PaleRider
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        6•2 years ago

        Pretty much what I did. I started to thin on top in my early thirties. Nothing major at the time but it was obvious where it was going so I shaved it all off and have been since.

        Aside from a few more wrinkles I look pretty much the same twenty years later…

        …though my beard has recently started to sprout a few grey hairs.

        • The Picard ManeuverOP
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          5•2 years ago

          You’ve gotta keep the beard though. Unless you’re Patrick Stewart or The Rock, every movie ever made says that a dude with a shaved head AND face is untrustworthy.

  • m3t00🌎
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    removed by mod

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