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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink51•2 years agoI’m staunchly anti trackball, but pro keyboard nipple
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•2 years agoNgl, I love that little mouse nub on my thinkpad
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink42•2 years agoNot for actual use, but for bonding with your laptop.
minus-squareidunnololzlinkfedilink3•2 years agoMy keyboard nipple lactates when I use it. Is that normal?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years agoSounds like you’re over stimulating it.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilink12•2 years agoI hate cleaning up the liquid that comes out the ports when you play with it too much. You have to use soap because it gets all gloopy with just water.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•2 years agoprotip: SQL injection can also be used to inject oxytocin into your laptop so she will really love you the way you love her…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•2 years agoYep, different names for the same thing. Relevant XKCD
I’m staunchly anti trackball, but pro keyboard nipple
Ngl, I love that little mouse nub on my thinkpad
Not for actual use, but for bonding with your laptop.
My keyboard nipple lactates when I use it. Is that normal?
Sounds like you’re over stimulating it.
I hate cleaning up the liquid that comes out the ports when you play with it too much.
You have to use soap because it gets all gloopy with just water.
protip: SQL injection can also be used to inject oxytocin into your laptop so she will really love you the way you love her…
RSI will fix that.
Keyboard nipple is that like a clit mouse?
Yep, different names for the same thing. Relevant XKCD