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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink42•2 years agoNot for actual use, but for bonding with your laptop.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilink12•2 years agoI hate cleaning up the liquid that comes out the ports when you play with it too much. You have to use soap because it gets all gloopy with just water.
minus-squareidunnololzlinkfedilink3•2 years agoMy keyboard nipple lactates when I use it. Is that normal?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years agoSounds like you’re over stimulating it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•2 years agoprotip: SQL injection can also be used to inject oxytocin into your laptop so she will really love you the way you love her…
Not for actual use, but for bonding with your laptop.
I hate cleaning up the liquid that comes out the ports when you play with it too much.
You have to use soap because it gets all gloopy with just water.
My keyboard nipple lactates when I use it. Is that normal?
Sounds like you’re over stimulating it.
protip: SQL injection can also be used to inject oxytocin into your laptop so she will really love you the way you love her…