StrikerM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years agoJesse is smarter than what we give him credit for.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square214fedilinkarrow-up11.16K
arrow-up11.16KimageJesse is smarter than what we give him credit for.lemmy.worldStrikerM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years agomessage-square214fedilink
minus-squareÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkinlinkfedilink5•2 years agoSo here’s what’d be a better alternative when considering seasons and quarters March, June, September, and December are all 35 days long, every other month is 28 days long. Day 365 is Year’s End Day outside of the Calendar months, and Leap Day is an additional holiday inserted before January 1st when it happens. The last adjustment I’d make is the Saint Monday plan, which is to say, make Monday a weekend day. It’s named after the moon, you see the moon at the end of the day, so the moon’s day is the end of the week!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 years agoAutumn and winter should be 5 days, rest should be split between spring summer half and half and then we would all be much more happier
minus-squareKaryoplasmalinkfedilink3•2 years agoAnd how exactly would changing the calendar have an impact on the seasons?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•2 years agoI’m proposing that June is 365 days long, and we just abolish seasons. Can’t believe nobody thought of this. Leap days would still be in February, so don’t forget to keep your jacket for one day every four years
minus-squareÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkinlinkfedilink4•2 years agoTHERE’S 365 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL NEVER COMES ALONG JUST TO END IIIIIIT
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•2 years agoUnless you live in a district that ends it’s school year in mid June. Then you have to go to school until lunch on June 182nd.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•2 years agoOr you’d make every season and quarter just three months and one week. Seems easy enough to work with.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 years agoFuck it, stop counting altogether, and call every day flobday
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•2 years agoAnd remove daylight saving time. Now I have to explain that yes, the report is correct and there were in fact 25 hours on that day.
So here’s what’d be a better alternative when considering seasons and quarters
March, June, September, and December are all 35 days long, every other month is 28 days long.
Day 365 is Year’s End Day outside of the Calendar months, and Leap Day is an additional holiday inserted before January 1st when it happens.
The last adjustment I’d make is the Saint Monday plan, which is to say, make Monday a weekend day.
It’s named after the moon, you see the moon at the end of the day, so the moon’s day is the end of the week!
Autumn and winter should be 5 days, rest should be split between spring summer half and half and then we would all be much more happier
And how exactly would changing the calendar have an impact on the seasons?
I’m proposing that June is 365 days long, and we just abolish seasons. Can’t believe nobody thought of this.
Leap days would still be in February, so don’t forget to keep your jacket for one day every four years
THERE’S 365 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL NEVER COMES ALONG JUST TO END IIIIIIT
Unless you live in a district that ends it’s school year in mid June. Then you have to go to school until lunch on June 182nd.
Schooooooooool’s out for summer
Or you’d make every season and quarter just three months and one week. Seems easy enough to work with.
Fuck it, stop counting altogether, and call every day flobday
And remove daylight saving time. Now I have to explain that yes, the report is correct and there were in fact 25 hours on that day.
Happy flobday!
And tomorrow a good flobday!