• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    622 years ago

    biden-forgor “Hoo boy, this whole ‘genocide Joe’ thing is killing my poll numbers. I’ve got to do something about this!”

    hopium “Wow, are you really going to listen to the will of the People and start working toward a meaningful and just peace in Palestine?”

    biden-harbinger “What? No! I’m gonna get this shit done so quick that most Americans will forget all about it before they vote!”

      • Kaplya [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Which one of you summoned Dark Brandon into existence as a joke? Have you realized what you have done?

        Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

        Let this be a warning.

        • daisy [he/him, comrade/them]
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          52 years ago

          Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

          Gee, I sure do wish that Donald Trump’s philosophy was on the more moderate side of the US political spectrum!