SatansMaggotyCumFart to [email protected] • 1 year agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-square30fedilinkarrow-up1119
arrow-up1119message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFart to [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•1 year agoDo you mean that they have offset the emissions of all the people they murdered?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoAlternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOPlinkfedilink11•1 year agoWhy do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•1 year agoIt would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoWhy do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOPlinkfedilink4•1 year agoIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink16•1 year agoScientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOPlinkfedilink19•1 year agoIf Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•1 year agoShe might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoSo what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
Do you mean that they have offset the emissions of all the people they murdered?
16 tonnes per person per year.
Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
Spitting straight facts
Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
So what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s