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SatansMaggotyCumFart to [email protected] • 1 year ago

Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?

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Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?

SatansMaggotyCumFart to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFartOP
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    32•1 year ago

    16 tonnes per person per year.

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      15•1 year ago

      Spitting straight facts

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        16•1 year ago

        Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFartOP
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          19•1 year ago

          If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.

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            7•1 year ago

            She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.

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              3•1 year ago

              So what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s

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      2•1 year ago

      Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFartOP
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        11•1 year ago

        Why do you think I’m worth so much?

        I’m flattered and flustered.

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          8•1 year ago

          It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.

          • THE MASTERMIND
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            4•1 year ago

            Lol that would be really something

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          1•1 year ago

          Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFartOP
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            4•1 year ago

            It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.

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              2•1 year ago

              That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.

              • SatansMaggotyCumFartOP
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                3•1 year ago

                Are you a semen producer denialist?

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                  1•1 year ago

                  No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.

                  • SatansMaggotyCumFartOP
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                    1•1 year ago

                    You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?

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