Called me while driving across the country to help keep himself from falling asleep. This was fine with me. I’ll have a chat with you while you drive.

Then proceeded to fill me in on everything going on in his life for an hour and ended the call. He never asked how I was or gave me a chance to fill him in on my life since we’d last spoke. I already knew he was self-centered, but I was still in shock when the call ended.